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Apartment 301: Bachelor Pad Extraordinaire
By Nick | April 9, 2008
Above is a picture of the place I first lived when I moved out of the house. Matt and I shared this apartment for almost 6 years…its hard to believe we fit in that 1000 square foot place for that long. It was our place and we were proud of it. The only thing that would make it more bachelor padish would be a dart board and a neon Budweiser sign. Good think we didn’t drink Bud.
Numbered on the photo are some of the finer points that made it a bachelor pad…
1. A plant that grew the entire length of a 10 foot hallway. It was thumbtacked to the ceiling.
2. A fish tank with one of the meanest fish you will ever meet. We rarely saw him due to the algae and flies that grew in the tank.
3. Bare walls. What bachelor pad is complete without barewalls.
4. A skateboard hangin from the living room wall.
5. Four surfboards strewn throughout the living room, dining room, and hallway.
6. A skateboard under the dining room table.
7. A chair that has internal speakers. Being male is great.
8. A remote control car.
9. A diesel fuel lamp
10. This one is actually outside. Its a pidgeon condo. We put a love seat out on the deck and pidegons decided to make a community under it. We constantly had baby pidgeons and a layer of crap 4 inches thick. Its a wonder we never got ill.
11. A gumball machine filled with beer caps.
12. CDs on the living room wall. LOTs of CDs.
13. What surfers pad is complete without an Endless Summer Movie poster. I think we watched that movie 100 times in that very living room.
14. Entertainment center with way more equipment and speakers necessary for such a tiny place. Again…its good to be male.
15. A Garfield Piggy Bank.
We were young….we were dumb….but we did have fun. I miss that place.
Topics: Humor, Life, The Past | 3 Comments »
April 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
That is indeed a boy-fest.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
That blog was very entertaining. Thank you! :)
April 17th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Hahha this is great man.