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Since When Did I Become So Clumsy?
By Nick | September 23, 2008
I’d like to say that the ginormous cut on my forehead is from something cool like getting hit in the head with a surfboard or being in a kick ass sword fight, but sadly I can’t. It all stems from a new trait that I have recently absorbed…Clumsiness.
Sunday night I was turning off all the lights in my house before I left to go over to Christy’s. Once all the lights were out I made my way to the front door. I thought I would take a shortcut through the dining room into the living room. The problem is, there are stairs in the way. I have the kind of stairs that you can see through the steps, so the allow you to walk under them. Well I didn’t duck down far enough and ran right into the corner of the stairway, forehead first. I hit it so hard that it literally knocked me off my feet.
As I lay on my back in pain I decided to feel my head…sure enough there was a dent. Then after about 5 seconds I thought to myself “Crap! I bet I am bleeding!” About the same time I thought that, a stream of blood ran down my forehead and into my eye. I was covered in blood. I rushed up the devil stairs and got myself cleaned and bandaged up.
I’d also like to say that this was a fluke occurance, but based on an experience four days prior I cannot say that. Four days before this happened I did the same thing….except I didnt cut myself that time. The only thing I got from the stairs that time was a purple egg shaped bruise on the side of my forehead. I’ve been getting the beat down from those steps!
So now I am walking around with that purple egg and a vertical cut on my head. Since when did I become so clumsy?
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