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Here’s to You Restroom Urinal Guy.
By Nick | November 20, 2008
Yesterday Christy and I left work early to make our trek up to see YES in concert (which was awesome by the way) in Richmond, and along the way I needed to stop at a rest area to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and there was a long line of urinals…and no one else was in the bathroom with me. I promptly chose a urinal in the middle of the line and proceeded to go about my business. About 10 seconds later a man walked into the the restroom then walked up to the urinal directly next to mine. Out of 20 urinals why did he have to choose that one? And to make matters worse, he farts.
What the hell is wrong with people? I understand the fart…every once in a while things slip out when you are taking a leak…no biggie. My beef is that the guy took the urinal next to me in an empty restroom. Its already sort of an invasion of privacy to have to pee in a room full of strangers…move down a few, dude!
Isn’t there some sort of unwritten rule in the “Guy Code” that states “Only in instances that there are no other urinals available in a public restroom will you approach a urinal that already has another guy standing at the one right next to it”? If that isn’t in the code, I would like to strike a motion to have it added.
Topics: Humor, Rants | 6 Comments »
November 20th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I think that is in the code. Did he tap your foot with his too?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am
I think it is already in the code too. Did he acknowledge you at all? Make small talk?
November 20th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Add doors to the reasons I am glad I am a girl!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Nick, I am sorry but I am having a really hard time typing since I am laughing so hard!
Nick I now know why I am in your life. I am going to teach you some assertiveness so the next time Mr. I want to take a piss next to you urinal guy you will be ready to say something like “dude, give me some damned space!!!”
or you can always give kind of squirrely and turn and piss on his shoes!
November 20th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
It should have read : “get kind of squirrely…..”
not give
May 8th, 2009 at 3:26 am
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