Humor

Defective Hammer

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

While putting up some new wooden siding on Christy’s house this weekend I came to the realization that the hammer I was using is defective. It kept hitting a few inches to the left. The reason I know it is defective is because I smashed the crap out of my pinky and think that it [...]

Concentrate from What?

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Saw this in the store. What classifies something as Grape Drink rather than Grape Juice? And what is Grape drink concentrated from?

Hook Me Up!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

This is the daily lunch time ritual at my house. MJ flirts and flirts, weaving in an out of your legs until I give up the wet food. I imagine her saying…”Dry food? Really? Dude…i know you’ve got the tasty wet food up in here somewhere. Break it out fool!”

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

What do guys do when there’s a fire? We burn stuff!! Matt, Christy, Elsa and I were hanging around Matt’s chiminea last night…and things needed to be burned. Fireworks, check. Jiffy Pop, check. Marshmallows, check. Metal?….CHECK! We pulled this bolt out of the fire while attempting to become blacksmiths. It was a short lived career.

Feline Co-Worker

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

This is one of the benefits of working from home. Now if I can just get her to learn how to use Photoshop.

Lazy Shoe Namer

Friday, March 27th, 2009

I was in Target with Christy a few days ago and we were in the shoe department. I started looking at the shoes and then quickly realized that all the shoes were named using people’s names! How great of a job would it be to come up with the names of shoes? The guy who [...]

Of All the Days

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

So I was driving down Independence Blvd. and all of a sudden I heard a really strange noise. Yep…a blow out…and a huge one at that! A large piece of metal impaled my passenger side rear tire and gouged an enormous slice out of it. Out of all the days this could have happened, it [...]

Zombies Ahead!

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Saw this online today. Cracked me up. Great stuff.

Wii-diculous

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Christy and I finally got our long awaited Nintendo Wii this weekend (or should I say wiikend). So far we’ve only purchased a few games (No More Heroes, Mario Kart and of course the Wii sports that come with the game console), but I am slowly feeling myself falling into my old gaming habits. When [...]

Mulva!

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

I saw this on CSPAN a few days ago and took a picture with my cell phone. All you Seinfeld fans will know why this is so funny. If you don’t, watch the Seinfeld episode titled “The Junior Mint.” It’s one of my favorite episodes.

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