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Defective Hammer

Saw this in the store. What classifies something as Grape Drink rather than Grape Juice? And what is Grape drink concentrated from?

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Concentrate from What?

This is the daily lunch time ritual at my house. MJ flirts and flirts, weaving in an out of your legs until I give up the wet food.

I imagine her saying…”Dry food? Really? Dude…i know you’ve got the tasty wet food up in here somewhere. Break it out fool!”

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Hook Me Up!

What do guys do when there’s a fire? We burn stuff!! Matt, Christy, Elsa and I were hanging around Matt’s chiminea last night…and things needed to be burned. Fireworks, check. Jiffy Pop, check. Marshmallows, check. Metal?….CHECK! We pulled this bolt out of the fire while attempting to become blacksmiths. It was a short lived career.

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Fire! Fire! Fire!

This is one of the benefits of working from home. Now if I can just get her to learn how to use Photoshop.

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Feline Co-Worker

I was in Target with Christy a few days ago and we were in the shoe department. I started looking at the shoes and then quickly realized that all the shoes were named using people’s names! How great of a job would it be to come up with the names of shoes? The guy who was assigned that project must have been 1. lazy or 2. hated his job. I mean come on…what did he do? Go down the employee roster at his company and fill out the shoe naming list? “Let me see: Mary, Tom, Samantha, Richard. Oh here’s a good one! JIM!!” Ridiculous. Wouldn’t you rather wear a shoe called a “Zephyr Walker”? Or would you be happier with your new “Robert” Slip Ons? Blech.

Have fun with your job dude…be creative! Take some pride! Leave your mark! I think it would be an awesome job to come up with names for things. In particular I would love to be the guy who names Crayola Crayons or the names of paint chips for Home Depot. I already have a few names in mind for various colors, but they are top secret. I am holding out for the day that I get called on by Behr Paint.

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Lazy Shoe Namer

So I was driving down Independence Blvd. and all of a sudden I heard a really strange noise. Yep…a blow out…and a huge one at that! A large piece of metal impaled my passenger side rear tire and gouged an enormous slice out of it.

Out of all the days this could have happened, it had to happen on a day that was bitter cold and snowing. Just my luck.

On top of that, the place where I am covered by Road Hazard protection has to order the tire and it takes 8 days to get in. INSANITY. I can’t drive on this dinky spare for that long. Luckily another tire store up the road had it on hand. I had them install it and when the one for my Road Hazard comes in, I guess I’ll have a spare. That’s ok though because I am constantly picking up nails with my tires.

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Of All the Days

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Zombies Ahead!

This Wii sure does take it up a notch though. The physical interaction with the game is insane!

Last night my mom came over and we were playing Tennis and Boxing. Talk about funny….I need to get a video of her playing these games. I was rolling on the floor. While she is jumping around the room and waving her arms about, I am sitting calmly on the couch playing the same game and with more accuracy….but not flailing about like she was. I was certain that she was going to go crashing through my glass coffee table. Good stuff.

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Wii-diculous

I saw this on CSPAN a few days ago and took a picture with my cell phone. All you Seinfeld fans will know why this is so funny. If you don’t, watch the Seinfeld episode titled “The Junior Mint.” It’s one of my favorite episodes.

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Mulva!