• Humor

    « Previous EntriesNext Entries »

    All She Wanted Was a Chicken Sandwich

    Friday, December 19th, 2008
    All She Wanted Was a Chicken Sandwich

     

    Going through my cell phone pics, I came across this one. Christy went to Burger King several months ago and ordered a Chicken Sandwich. When she got it back to the house, this is what she found….2 pieces of bread with 3 chicken nuggets in the middle. I guess they ran out of Chicken filets! [...]

    Riddle Me This

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
    Riddle Me This

     

    I saw this sign at the Linens and Things at Princess Anne Plaza. Why would I want a job at a place that is going out of business. I realize that it is probably for temporary employees, but I still thought it was funny.

    The Literate Squirrel

    Thursday, December 11th, 2008
    The Literate Squirrel

     

    Whoever said squirrels can’t read clearly hasn’t met the one living in my backyard. Check him out…he’s straight up reading a novel! At lunch today Christy and I were looking out the back door and we saw a squirrel sitting on the fence. Christy always tells me stories of how when she was little they [...]

    Falalala Famous!

    Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

    Andy Warhol said everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes…I hate to think this is cutting into that time for me! Two Christmases ago Christy and I went to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party at a friends house….and I must say we had the two best one’s there.  Mine even lit up! Fast forward to [...]

    Here’s to You Restroom Urinal Guy.

    Thursday, November 20th, 2008

    Yesterday Christy and I left work early to make our trek up to see YES in concert (which was awesome by the way) in Richmond, and along the way I needed to stop at a rest area to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and there was a long line of urinals…and no [...]

    Asleep on the Job

    Monday, November 17th, 2008
    Asleep on the Job

     

    How am I going to be able to teach this cat web design if she keeps sleeping on the job?  They don’t make interns like they used to.

    Kitty Cat Beatdown!

    Monday, November 10th, 2008
    Kitty Cat Beatdown!

     

    MJ’s brother Marley (the kitten formerly known as TJ) came over for a family reunion and to catch up on Friday night. They had a lot to say to each other, but as this picture shows you, much of it wasn’t nice! MJ got the beatdown at first…then she came up from behind and smacked [...]

    Only in America…a Game that Farts.

    Friday, November 7th, 2008

    Christy was looking through the Toys R Us website in hopes of finding something for her nephew George’s 6th birthday and she came across this. The game is called Gassy Gus and the goal of the game is to “feed” Gus as much of your “food” as possible before he breaks wind. The person with [...]

    At Least They Are Being Honest!

    Monday, October 20th, 2008
    At Least They Are Being Honest!

     

    Christy just got this fortune in her fortune cookie from our Chinese lunch today. I had to scan it and share. Hilarious.

    Think You for Your Support

    Thursday, October 16th, 2008
    Think You for Your Support

     

    Christy and I were at Farm Fresh today to get lunch from the salad bar. We found this tag on the counter and laughed. Apparently the management isn’t good with punctuation or spelling.

    « Previous EntriesNext Entries »