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Things to do before I die: 26-50

Here’s 26 - 50.  This is harder than I thought! 
26. Visit a factory where something is being mass produced
27. Go Deep Sea Fishing
28. Convince my sisters to go in business together
29. Have a party with a keg of great beer
30. Grow a full beard (I like to call it a manbeard)
31. Have a more positive outlook on […]

Things to do before I die: 1-25

I saw this idea on a blog and thought it would be cool to try myself.  I am going to attempt to come up with 100 things to do before I die.  They all won’t be in this one post, and hopefully I can make it to 100!  I figure, like the blog I […]

Turd Under the Nose Update # 2

All I am going to say is I was shown family photos today. 
Eating out of the palm of my hand….he he he.  I’ve got skills.

Turd Under the Nose Update

Mission accomplished.  The stick has been removed from the rump of said individual and the turd has been transformed into a rose.  And I thought this was going to be a challenge. 

Code Name: Turd Under the Nose

Ever meet one of those people that is completely unpleasant and makes a face like they have a turd under their nose continually?  I met that person this morning, and unfortunately it is a client that we will have the pleasure of spending the next 5 days with from 7:30 am to 4:30 pm […]