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    Dear guy holding the mattress on the roof of his car

    Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

    What makes you think that you and your friend’s scrawny arms are strong enough to hold a 200 pound piece of foam, metal and wood while going down the highway at 50 miles per hour. Sure that piece of dental floss that you decided to use to tie down the mattress to the roof might [...]

    Think You for Your Support

    Thursday, October 16th, 2008

    Christy and I were at Farm Fresh today to get lunch from the salad bar. We found this tag on the counter and laughed. Apparently the management isn’t good with punctuation or spelling.

    What’s With All This Ear Hair?

    Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

    Recently (ok I lie…over the past year), I have noticed an increased amount of ear hair growing in my ears.  What the hell is up with that? Why is the human ear designed to grow more hair with age?  Are we more susceptable to random bugs flying into our ears as we get older?  Is [...]

    I’m Angry

    Thursday, April 10th, 2008

    Thats all.

    The Maiden Voyage That Never Was

    Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

    So I got up this morning and looked at the surf camera for the Jetty at first street and the waves were smokin’!  I thought to myself…this will be a great day to try out one of my brand new boards that I got from Austin.  So I did my thing at work and at [...]

    The Early 90s called and wants EVERYTHING back.

    Monday, February 25th, 2008

    Found an old roll of film.  Had no idea what was on it.  And now I wish I had never developed it.  Exhibit 1 (above) has to be the least heterosexual picture (not that there’s anything wrong with that) of me that I have ever seen.  How 1994 can you get?  The hair, the sunglasses, [...]

    Grammys

    Sunday, February 10th, 2008

    I didn’t think it was possible for me to be more tired of Kanye West and the pedestal that he puts himself on.  He expects the entire planet to bow to him and his high opinion of himself.  I am not saying that he isn’t talented, because I think he is… he just really needs to put [...]

    Rednecks are funny

    Thursday, January 17th, 2008

    The video below is downright funny.  This is the edited, family friendly version.  If you want to hear the audio, do a YouTube search for “Redneck Jumps Suzuki”.  Enjoy.

    Do as I say, Not as I do.

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

    Take some advice from me.  When you are replacing an older TV with a new one,  do not place the new TV on a bed, then go over to the old TV and move that TV to the same bed.  The new TV gains some sort of super strength and can decide to jump off [...]

    The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

    Saturday, November 17th, 2007

    Let me preface this by saying that we are all guilty of this at some point in our lives.  For some of us those points in our lives reoccur quite often. I received this email the other day from someone who wanted to show me how stupid some of his/her counterparts are (the parts I [...]

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